祝你愉快

曹格的背叛为马来西亚人增光.我利用了背叛的音乐改成‘祝你愉快’.



心 不轻易放开
我 一定会等待
你就像鲜花纯洁
星光照亮全世界
想 一个人
不分 季节

猜 爱情在不在
说 怎么让深黑变白
度过快乐一瞬间
愿望都可以实现
若 有明天
何必 永远

晶晶亮丽的星如何坠下来
只好拍拍胸口慢慢地离开
不可能会让你幸福和愉快
那寂寞的女孩
私事不能更改
听听这心如何为你停下来
你是我的人生唯一的例外
谢你为我找出生命的精彩
祝你美好未来

爱 永远在心怀
情 还有什么更奇怪
每当想起你的脸
冰冻快乐的从前
多 一千年
一成不变

晶晶亮丽的星如何坠下来
只好拍拍胸口慢慢地离开
不可能会让你幸福和愉快
那寂寞的女孩
私事不能更改
听听这心如何为你停下来
你是我的人生唯一的例外
谢你为我找出生命的精彩
祝你美好未来

晶晶亮丽的星如何坠下来
只好拍拍胸口慢慢地离开
不可能会让你幸福和愉快
那寂寞的女孩
私事不能更改
听听这心如何为你停下来
你是我的人生的例外
谢你为我找出生命的精彩
祝你美好未来
祝你美满愉快

lalanandaFRY
14/6/08

Language Lesson 1: Introduction to Engrish

In many countries in the world, there are many variants of the English language that had mixed with local languages to form unique combinations.

Singapore : Singlish
Malaysia : Manglish
China : Chinglish
Thailand : Tinglish
Japan : Japlish
Korea : Konglish

All these Asian variants are grouped into a general term called ‘Engrish’ due to the ‘probrem’ with the letters ‘r’ and ‘l’. Because of all these wide ‘variety’ of variants, I shall ‘show off’ some of the language Malaysians and Singaporeans have in common.

Good English – GE
Variants – SE (Special English)

GE: Can everyone please keep quiet?
SE: Shut up lah!!!

GE: (In School) May I excuse myself to the washroom?
SE: Teacher…Toilet...!

GE: That box is mine.
SE: That box my wan!

GE: Excuse me, mister/miss!
SE: Oi…

GE: Can you show me your method?
SE: How ah?

GE: Here are your books.
SE: Nah...!

GE: What happened?
SE: Why like that wan?

GE: I do not know what is happening.
SE: Dunno lah...!

GE: I beg your pardon.
SE: Huh...?

GE: Thank you for your assistance.
SE: Tankiu ah!

GE: My luck is not good today.
SE: Walauweh! Damn Kanasai today!

GE: Can I get a lift from you?
SE: Tumpang your can ar?

GE: Please do not be a show off, aren’t you embarrassed of it?
SE: You so aiksy for what? Not paiseh ah?

lalanandaFRY
13/6/08

Musclés Dé Dansé: La Force Pour Habiter

The phrase 'La Force Pour Habiter' means 'the strength to live' in English.

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place... and I don´t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently, if you let it. You, me or nobody, is gonna hit as hard as life. But ain't about how hard you hit... It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward... how much you can take, and keep moving forward. That´s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you worth, go out and get what you worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits. And not pointing fingers saying 'You ain´t what you wanna be because of him or her or anybody.' Cowards do that and that ain´t you! You´re better than that!"
Adapted from Sylvester Stallone's 2007 movie, Rocky Balboa

lalanandaFRY
13/6/08

Musclés Dé Dansé: Quand la mort vous appelle

Quad la mort vous appelle is french for 'When Death Calls YOU'!!! Be cool after a long day of stress.

This is a true story of a young college girl who past away last year, at Shah Alam. Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry while going home. I don’t want to mention the name of the college.

She had a boy friend named Shankar. He stays in Johor. Both of them are true lovers. They are always on the phone to each other. You can never see her without her handphone, which Shankar bought for her. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with Shankar. Priya’s family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya’s family. (Can you imagine their love?) Before she passed away she always told her friends, as well as her parents, “If I pass away please cremate me with my handphone”…

After her death, people couldn’t carry her coffin. I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still could not carry it. Everybody, including me, had tried to carry her coffin, the result was still the same- it could not be carried. Eventually, they called their neighbor, a “bomoh” from Thailand (Pak Darin), who is a friend of Priya’s father. He sat down near the coffin and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said..

“This girl misses something here”. Then her friends told Pak Darin about her wish to cremate her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the coffin. It could now be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. Priya’s parents didn’t inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom. Shankar: “Atte, I’m coming home today, please cook something nice for me. Don’t tell Priya that I’m coming home today. I wanna surprise her.” Priya’s mother replied: “You come home first, I want to tell something very important to you.” After he came to Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing the fool. He was laughing and said “Don’t try to fool me. Please tell Priya to come out. I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense”.

Then they showed him the original death certificate to him. They gave him this as a proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said.. “It’s not true, we spoke yesterday. She still calls me.” Shankar was shaking with fear by now.. suddenly, Shankar’s phone rang.

“Ai-ya-ya!! See, this is from Priya, see this…it’s her hand phone number” He showed the phone to Priya’s family. All of them told him to answer.

He talked using the loudspeaker mode…..all of them could hear his conversation. Loud and clear…no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya’s & there was no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for Pak Darin’s help again.

Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He & Pak Darin worked for 5 hours…then they discovered one thing!!!

CELCOM has the fastest network, the widest coverage, best rates and service, the power is in your hands even six-feet-under!!!

Thanks Jegan!
lalanandaFRY

Musclés Dé Dansé: Effort D'université

The Musclés Dé Dansé is a new series of posts starting with this post, Effort D'université. The French name can be translated as ‘The Dancing Muscles’ in English that symbolizes the continuous usage of muscles that comes from the Effort D'université, college stress. The whole series will be something like a college diary about college life.

Used to be home by three
Now I never get free
Everyone seems to agree
Student, I’ll be a dead tree

Work keeps coming until I don’t know time
I hardly can make this darned thing rhyme
Ain’t no bell and no chime
Getting killed, I’ll say I’m

Death maths takes away biology
Failure bring in psychology
Plenty more of anthropology
Parents, I’ll owe an apology

Exploration is fun with food
Nothing is better when meals are good
Teachers do change the mood
Patience, I’ll not be rude

Vans aren’t safe with my driver
Bile flows back into my liver
It’ll soon be over
Swing, I’ll get a fever

Memory losing into the red
Showing bright in my grade
Can’t remember to even sit straight
Concentrate, I’ll not be afraid

Failing is never nice
Not a game with a dice
It’s like how we get rice
Mom, Dad, I’ll arise

That is all I have got to introduce in college. Transport, human relations and college grades is a nightmare in college.

lalanandaFRY