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28 December, 2007

Mystery Of The Unknown: The Sandwich Between Christmas And New Year

The Christmas day is regarded as one of the most sacred day to the 2.1 billion Christians in the world. But have you ever wondered whether Christmas has any meaning now with the various types of fogs clouding with commercial and political influences that comes in Christmas Sales, Guess The Gift In Santa’s Bag and many more. I cannot help but to consider this day the birthday of Jesus Christ or just a holiday splash that happens to be just a week from the New Year. I am not going to argue about the significant of the day since I am not a Christian but I just want to highlight the misuse of happy occasions.

For many Christians and also non-Christians, Christmas reminds everyone of the aroma of turkeys, chocolates and definitely the Ho-ho voice of Santa Claus. But Santa Claus is normally the main attraction especially to the children who hopes for gifts under their Christmas Tree. I have always queried about the story of Santa Claus and his reindeers from the North Pole. Various sources have stated that Santa Claus is actually St. Nicholas of Myra, a saint from Turkey, not the North Pole. The great man told in the story books and films was just a man who had a reputation for secret gift-giving, not a long white bearded fat man who always wears a red outfit with white trimmings.

Like other children, I have been thought since young that there is this man who rewards me with all my desires as long I behave well. But these lies told by majority of the Christian parents in the world are pure examples of the breaking of the eighth commandment, “Thou shall not bear false witness”. Although this act is clearly a sin, it seems this act has turned into a norm that even honorable Christian pastors commit. Do they have doubt in their beliefs or just a common mistake that is so normal that it becomes correct? Nobody knows.

New year is welcomes with the New Year’s Day on the first of January and this New Year is still the same as all the years since the creation of the Gregorian calendar and also the followers of the Eastern Orthodox churches using the Julian Calendar. Which ever calendar does not matter because the significant of the day did not change. People try their best to correct their mistake before that day to turn over a new leaf. This ‘ritual’ has been very popular and productive because many improvements have been made to make life easier to live.

For now, we are caught between Christmas Day and New Year’s Day that makes it a double prosperity for this week and I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

lalanandaFRY

18 December, 2007

九完再九 歌词

这首歌是个广东rap歌,是我为我的好友沈传奇和刘志汉的主意所写. 它的内容有很多内涵. 这些内涵都是教导人们如何面对世界的风浪和辛苦. 我希望人人都可以明白我的心意. 


整日顾着玩勿适收手
爸爸妈妈看到都要走
我就系勿知道么时候
人会慢慢变 ma lao


整日聚在屋kay都会爆
只系睡觉看电视勿够
都要起身煮di 野入口
一定要记得zhai油

是否, 左右, 就...

九搞狗饺九搞狗饺
你要同我dei做朋友
一二三四五六七八九
如果你要走就一无所有
九搞狗饺九搞狗饺
记得日日食饱, 勿会变瘦
一二三四五六七八九
我dei搞搞搞搞, 九完再九


阿妈教仔叫阿猪阿狗
怎鬼知他叫人人禽兽
仔仔勿知他脸皮太厚
阿妈拿棍准备打他头


日日聚自己在楼
惨,睇到人人都自由
准备做奸人,准备偷走
一定要记得wan人依靠

是否, 左右, 就...

九搞狗饺九搞狗饺
你要同我dei做朋友
一二三四五六七八九
如果你要走就一无所有
九搞狗饺九搞狗饺
记得日日食饱, 勿会变瘦
一二三四五六七八九
我dei搞搞搞搞, 九完再九

酿豆腐,水饺
(一加七加一等于九)
(二加五加二等于九)
煎蒸苦,快炒
好野食等你去咬
我包你一定有长寿


一定要对老人家礼貌
如果勿是就当你不孝
赚大钱就一身勿sai悠
无人可以同你斗

是否, 左右, 就...
就算,辛苦,总搞
(三加三加三等于九)
(四加一加四等于九)
人生就当测验去考
我歌都为你唱多首

九搞狗饺九搞狗饺
你要同我dei做朋友
一二三四五六七八九
如果你要走就一无所有
九搞狗饺九搞狗饺
记得日日食饱, 勿会变瘦
一二三四五六七八九
我dei搞搞搞搞, 九完再九

九搞狗饺九搞狗饺
你要同我dei食大包
一二三四五六七八九
如果你再呕就无药可救
九搞狗饺九搞狗饺
记得日日, 变个高手
一二三四五六七八九
一齐搞搞搞搞, 九完再九

lalanandaFRY

06 December, 2007

Mystery Of The Unknown: The Book Of The End

'Death is certain, Life is not'
Book Of Death
by lalanandaFRY

'Every second we live in this world is a time to end our lives'
Book Of Death
by lalanandaFRY

'Why do monotheist fear death when they believe in the existence of Heaven, the eternal happiness?'
Book Of Death
by lalanandaFRY

'Death will come sooner of later, why not live it to the fullest'
Book Of Death
by lalanandaFRY

'When facing the end of life, we should try to turn death into a fighting chance to live'
Book Of Death
by lalanandaFRY

'Smart people will think before they speak, silly people will speak before they think, dead people will not'
Book Of Death
by lalanandaFRY

'Revenge is a dish best served cold,
Death is a dish best served warm'
Book Of Death (adapted from Pierre Choderlos de Laclos's 'Les Liaisons dangereuses')
by lalanandaFRY

'Do not grieve, there is nothing to be sad about death.
I would rather fear life.'
Book Of Death
by lalanandaFRY

Although death is inevitable, we should concentrate on our well being while we still live to not only give a good impression, but to help others progress in the society to make a better world before leaving it just like a scout leaving a camp site. This just may be another step towards my quest investigating on the MYSTERY OF THE UNKNOWN.

lalanandaFRY

Mystery Of The Unknown: Book Of Happiness

'Those who did not correct their mistakes made another'
Book of Happiness
by lalanandaFRY

'You cannot change yesterday but you can change today for a better tomorrow'
Book of Happiness
by lalanandaFRY

'You should be humble to accept failure
You should be smart to learn from failure
You should be brave to correct failure
You should be victorious to defeat failure'
Book of Happiness
by lalanandaFRY

'Strength does not come from physical ability
but from the spirit of perseverance'
Book of Happiness
by lalanandaFRY

'Wealth may not bring happiness
but happiness is the greatest wealth'
Book of Happiness
by lalanandaFRY

'It is best to know what we know
It is good to know what we do not know
It is bad to not know what we know
It is worst to not know what we do not know'
Book of Happiness
by lalanandaFRY

'Life requires sacrifice
Sacrifice requires effort
Effort requires courage
Courage requires confidence
Confidence determines perseverance
Perseverance determines success
Success determines happiness
Happiness determines life'
Book of Happiness
by lalanandaFRY

'Failing in dignity is better than succeeding in dishonour
Losing after a struggle is better than winning by cheating
Owing legally is better than earning illegally'
Book of Happiness
by lalanandaFRY

'A man who does not thrust in his own ability cannot stand independently as a man'
Book of Happiness
by lalanandaFRY

Don't ask what people can do for you but what you can do for yourself'
Book of Happiness
by lalanandaFRY

The Book of Happiness makes people realise the importance of happiness in life. Life may not be only about money, conflicts and relationships. The most important thing in life is to be happy. Happiness brings everything to the better because we can think clearer and enjoy our life especially when we know that everything we have done will be recognized and will bring things to the better and not the worst. Happiness is the key to every difficult situation in life and that brings me one step closer towards my quest investigating on the MYSTERY OF THE UNKNOWN.

lalanandaFRY 
5/11/07

Mystery Of The Unknown: Lifelike

Life is like a tunnel with doors
Each door leads to another part of life
A foolish person will worry about the closed door behind him
A wise person will continue to open the next door

Life is like wet clay
Each touch we make determines the shape of it
A foolish person will let the potter's wheel spin alone
A wise person will make a vase out of it

Life is like a beach
Each wave washes shells in but washes sand away
A foolish person will collect the shells and let the sand be swept away
A wise person will build a parapet to protect the sand while collecting shells

Life is like an orchard of durian trees
Each durian falls when it ripens
A foolish person will wait under the tree to collect the fruits
A wise person will place baskets and continue to do other things

Life is like a beggar's can
Each coin brings meals for the day
A foolish person will shake the can making noise
A wise person will collect slowly and silently

Life is like an explosive
Each wire is a chance to diffuse it
A foolish person will worry about the passing time
A wise person will take the chance and cut any wire

Life is like a flood
Each casualty is given a canoe
A foolish person will stay at his house mourning his loss
A wise person will leave and start building another elsewhere

Life is like a restaurant
Each dish ordered will determine the meal served
A foolish person will ask for a menu and recommendation
A wise person will order and be ready to eat whatever is served

Although it is said by Forrest Gump that
'Life is like a box of chocolates
you never know what you're gonna get',
a person can actually determine his/her future by manipulating his/her decisions in life. Try your best to figure out the hidden meaning in every simile above. This will give you a better view of my point of life in the quest towards the Mystery Of The Unknown.

lalanandaFRY

26 October, 2007

Mystery Of The Unknown: Am I Who I Want Myself To Be?

I want to be
A person with feeling and touch
Although it might not be much
I'm not a butch
I try not to hold my grudge
So I would be who I want myself to be.

I want to be
Someone who is knowledgeable
Know how to cook, clean and cut vegetable
Not waiteing for dinner at the table
I try to make my food eible
So I would be who I want myself to be.

I want to be
A person who is versatile
Anything could be my style
Table always has a pile
I still think that I'm a child
So I would be who I want myself to be.

I want to be
A person who knows everything in his hand
Lucky my house has broadband
Television and newspapers also can
Too bad I'm not Superman
So I just be a normal man.

I want to be
Someone who knows some music
I don't make a moose sick
At least know some basic
Just don't like the classic
So I play the piano a little bit.

I want to be
A man who lives a simple life
Not as big as Oprah's hive
Maybe have a beautiful wife
Enough money to survive
So much fun when I'm alive.

This six parts of six line writing signifies the qualities I want myself to be at the moment. Of course these specifications are subjected to changes. For now, I am not the person I want myself to be yet. I will slowly look onto life to find my interest in life. But I am sure that every step took me towards my quest investigating on the MYSTERY OF THE UNKNOWN.

lalanandaFRY 
11/9/07-18/10/07

This post was supposedly posted on 18/10/07, but I did not have the time to finish this post at that time. So it is only published on 26/10/07. Sorry.

Mystery Of The Unknown: The Journey To Perfection

Recently, I have faced many obstacles in life. This is partly because of my commitments to too many subjects in school and my personal issues. As a science student in a competative secondary school, I have to face ten subjects that may not be my favourite but it is still acceptable to me. I also have an additional subject that I have been learning as a n extra-curricular subject which is Accounting Principals. Furthermore, I have another subject that even lesser students study, Piano.

Perfection to me was not much of a meaningful word before as it is now. Compared to ather Accounting and Art students, we science students have so much more stress because there are three genres of science to be studied in detail compared to the general science studied by the two other groups. As an exception to the rest of the science students, I am also taking one of the subjects taken by Accounting students. This abnormal combination forces me to remember even more principals in addition to the difficult scientific principals. Fortunatesly my music is just a practical piano examination. At a Grade 7 standard, passing the test is not as easy as just playing piano with a finger. There are many other important aspects that require my deepest concern. All this includes rapid notes reading, coordinationof hands and legs, hardness of touch and feeling the flow of the music. These points may sound like a simple skill as a music student for more than ten years but I can only say that only a music student will know the difficulty. Every small mistake, forexample, a flat forgotten in the song, slower paddling or even an accidental loud ofr soft note can cause the sound to be distorted and make me fail my examination.

The stress for me in the next few months will be very heavy to bare. My piano examination will be on in a month time and the most important examination in my life, the SPM or Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia will be on in 113 days which happens to be my birthday. The heavy bag of rocks I have been carrying has been continuously increasing in weight as time passes. I am not sure how long I can face my fears on the journey to perfection. I have been having happydreams that show my exceptionally good results as well as nightmares where I do not get any good results and getting scoldings from my parents who hope for more.

According to the Oxford Dictionary, Perfection means faultless. But to me, Perfection is an unreachable target that many people try their best to reach. As my footsteps leave traces of my determination, I am sure that that step took me another step towards my quest investigating on the MYSTERY OF THE UNKNOWN.

lalanandaFRY 
1/8/07

This post was supposedly posted on 1/8/07, but I did not have the time to type it at that time. So it is only published on 26/10/07. Sorry.

03 August, 2007

Mystery Of The Unknown: Not Another Theory By Me

Do you have a book called the Bible at home?
Yes/ No


If yes, then please flip to the Acts of the Apostles 17:30-31 in the new testament. There is a long statement

'In the past God overlooked such ignorance, but now he commands all people everywhere to repent. For he has set a day when he will judge the world with justice by the man he has appointed. He has given proof of this to all men by raising him from the dead.'

that tells readers that God has set a day that we can call Judgement Day or Last Judgement.

Judgement day, like the one portrayed in the Terminator Series, is the end of everything we once know, everything that ever exist (not in the movie where there are still people on Earth). It is much like the term we commonly use on the computer 'DELETE ALL' or 'CLEAR'. But when is it? Will it happen? Are the predictions various religous groups accurate?

Those questions cannot be answered until it really happens. But I know that to those who believe in this theory of believing and going to Heaven, I think that day must be the long awaited day. But the I have thought in my heart for a long time to simulate a full scale distruction of everything, Earth, other planets, life and most importantly, us. It is almost like billions of times worst than a detonation of an atomic weapon in Kuala Lumpur.

As a human being, I have been living for over sixteen years. Throughout my life, I have been creating things and destroying things conciously or unconciously. But I normally try my best to treasure my creations for example my projects in school, a pot of coffee or even a very difficult jigsaw puzzle. In only sixteen years, I realise the importants of preserving my possessions because I have worked hard to get, create or look for it. Even if you ask me to take a hundred Ringgit note and throw it into the fire would be hard for me, imagine destroying everything I have. If I ask you the same question, would you do it?

This basic phycology, treasuring what we have is so simple even a one year old would know, do not tell me God does not know. According to the first few pages of the Bible, Genesis stated that God created the Heavens and Earth with humans, plants and animals. Since Judgement day is the day where all of Earth is going to be reduced to nothing, it is very much like throwing a hundred Ringgit note into the fire. If a true God exist, He would not be so foolish to do what a one year old toddler would not. So this theory should not be true.

Now can you flip to Exodus 35:2, you should find this phrase

'For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.'

Did you read it correctly, the last word is indeed 'DEATH'. Sabbath, or is what most of us know as Saturday is the day when God finish creating the world and 'rested from all his labour'. Sabbath is considered a very holy day for many Christians or any other religion that follows the Bible. But let me ask you again, DID YOU READ THE PHRASE ABOVE CAREFULLY?

Have you been to a shopping centre during the weekends? I am very sure many have enjoyed their time buying groceries in the weekends, But did you notice that all the shops and restaurants are open on Saturdays or Sabbath? Shops like DKNY, Calvin Klein and Kentucky Fried Chicken are all open to get more customers who are busy during the weekdays but free during the weekends to shop and eat at their shops. If you see it that way, there is no big deal actually, but if you remember the phrase from Exodus 35:2, you would think twice.

The waiters, promoters, managers and cashers are all working on a very holy day. Why are they still alive? Did the phrase 'Whoever does any work on it must be put to death' mean anything in the Bible? You would probably know what I mean by now.

But let me make it simple, if you work on the Sabbath, you will die according to the Bible. If that is true, more than ten million of the world's people will be killed just for working on a regular Saturday. But this is not true, the population of the World did not have a significant change, people are still working on the Saturdays and this theory is definitely 'Busted'.

I hope you can understand what I meant in these two theories. I did not mean to insult any religion or teachings but I am just voicing out my opinion about theories according to facts that I think you would be able to find at home or in libraries. This just may be another step towards my quest investigating on the MYSTERY OF THE UNKNOWN.

lalanandaFRY
30/6/07

26 June, 2007

Mystery Of The Unknown: To See The Light Of Hope

I came back from school with my hopes to take a deep breath, eat a wholesome lunch, practice my piano and start my half work, half entertainment activity on the computer. I had almost ten minutes of privacy reading the daily news when I hear an interrupting sound. It was my mother's car! I was very worried that I may not be able to undergo my plans as expected. But I was lucky because she was just stopping by for lunch and went back to her office immediately. I ate my lunch like a king on my throne while reading the newspaper without worries about time or accidents.

But when I was about the step to start playing my piano, the fan above me started to slow down. Then I was thinking to myself whether the circuit breaker of my house had problems. I tried opening the power box just a distant away, but there seemed to be no problem with it. Then I knew that there is going to be a power failure. On a burning hot Friday afternoon, living in a house without any air circulation is a killer. The temperature was about 33 °C, but it feels like a marinated chicken inserted into a wok with boiling hot water. I felt a sudden breeze blowing hot air and thought to myself that I am going to continue playing the piano with hopes that the electricity comes back on soon.

I had fun trying to figure out the keys of my favorite Linkin Park songs Numb, What I've Done and In The End on the piano with the help of the only electrical device working besides the clock, my handphone. I used my phones MP3 capability to play those songs and match them with the piano keys to recreate the atmosphere I love in the songs. The songs did indeed divert my attention away from the heat and made me enjoy the music while sweating.

I played the piano for almost two hours when I ran out of nice songs to play. I made my decision to start doing some reading work. I was not interested in reading about school stuff. I opened my book cabinet and took my long forgotten book, The DaVinci Code and continued reading from the place I had stop reading for almost a year ago. Although the book is good, I did not find it interesting because I have watched the movie three times and got the summary from my mother who read the book till the last page last year. She was so happy with Dan Brown, the author of The DaVinci Code that she wanted to buy the three other books in his collection. I took out the next book, Dan Brown's Angels and Demons that I bought for her as her birthday present. She also told me a very short introduction of the story and I was very curious to what happens after where she stopped.

Reading has not been part of my life. Many books that I have read in my life are left at a cliffhanger. I love reading stories till the climax and letting people tell me what happens next but not reading the next few pages left. If you do not know, Malaysian Education Department has produced several books for English and Bahasa Malaysia literature components for students but I have only read one book from the start till the end. For English, there are The Phantom of The Opera, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and The Pearl but I have only read The Phantom of The Opera till the end. I would not want to list down all the Bahasa Malaysia books because I have not finish any of them. That is just my point of reading, for something to excite my imagination to figure out the ending and not relying on the written conclusion of the story.

It has been months since I had a touch on my bicycle that I once loved to ride. My father came back from work early on this unfortunate Friday. He tried to open the automatic gate of my house with a remote control but failed because that was no electrical supply. This made him irritated and as soon as he parked his car, he went to the security guard post protecting my housing area to enquire. On the other hand, I was trilled feeling the gentle breeze blowing towards me when I took my first step out of my house after being roasted in this enormous oven. I then decided to take my bicycle out for a spin around the half occupied residential area. The wind was very strong blowing towards me as I rode my bicycle against the stream of cool breeze.

The situation was very interesting because when car reached their house and try to open their automatic gate, it will just ignore the order and that will make the owner of the house really angry after having a busy day working in the office. Many old and young people were carrying stools out of their houses to get out of their overheated furnace and enjoy the natural winds. Suddenly, a large BMW 5 series turns slowly into his house very confidently without knowing that there was a power failure. When the owner press on the automatic gate remote control, the gate swings open for him to drive straight in. I was overjoyed knowing that the electricity has return to normal. I rushed back to my house and the first thing I did was to try switching on my fan. Out of my surprise, it did not move at all. I try switching on my light instead but it still did not light up. That broke my hopes for getting a cool down and getting a nice bottle of cold water from the refrigerator.

My father came back from the security guard post and told me that the whole residential area that includes many blocks of apartments, two rows of shop lots and my housing area is having a power failure. When I told him about the gate opening for one of my neighbors, he said that they have a generator at home. I was very bored without anything to do. My father took my bicycle out for a ride and so I took a small stool out to my garden to have a sit while playing a game on my handphone.

Time flies faster than a speeding bullet, my mother finally came home from work and we made our decision to eat in a nearby shop before I go for my Additional Mathematics tuition. It was nice feeling the air circulate around my body when I entered the restaurant because my body was just about to get used to the blazing sun radiating the heat burning my epidermis away. I enjoyed my meal very much and proceeded to my tuition center. The session was also fun having to meet my friends, enjoying comfort in an air-conditioned room. After tuition, my parents even fetched me to go for a late night shopping at Endah Parade's Carefour because there was still no electrical supply to my house.

Before returning to my house, I had high hopes again that the electrical supply would be back on. But upon arrival, I witness a dark road leading to my housing area without a sign of light. I could barely see the street lamps and the houses. Every house had candles lighted in their dining tables. If you do not know there is no electrical supply, you will think it is Valentines Day because people are having very romantic atmosphere sitting round the table contemplating on the happy times they had together. My family unloaded the goods from the car and did the same with something extra we bought from Carefour, durian and mango juice. We enjoyed the food very much knowing that we may have to suffer the whole night without air-conditioning and more mosquitoes.

As I was walking up to my room to sleep, I was too used to switching on my light that I did not realize that there was a power failure. When I press the switch, the light turned on. I was surprised seeing the light of hope brightening the light in my heart. That moment was the happiest time I have not had for a long time. But now the worries was not on whether I have to sleep in a mosquito buffet but whether this electrical supply will last long enough for me to have a comfortable sleep. Fortunately, after a minute seeing the light of hope shinning at me, I continued to change to my pajamas to sleep.

Although power failure is quite a normal thing to happen in every part of the world, to see the light of hope shinning at me really made me feel a sense of satisfaction in my life. The light may just be any light from any source but as long it brings a meaning in life, that light is a light of hope. This light itself takes me another step towards my quest investigating on the MYSTERY OF THE UNKNOWN.

lalanandaFRY 
24/6/07

06 June, 2007

Mystery Of The Unknown: Time Is A Square Thing

From this date, 31st of May, 2007, the new series of posts 'Mystery Of The Unknown' will be the new category in my blog. I will have a totally new genre and different happenings in my life over a longer time. The 'Entry To Hell' has not been a nice experience for me as a new kid in the block in terms of posting blogs.

I will be starting this series with a short writing written by me about some happenings that occured to me just yesterday, 30th of May, 2007. Lets see whether you understand it or not.


Kuala Lumpur is a large city
Teens get to loiter around shopping centers
Adults have to work their heads of all day
A bunch of teens got themselves on the rail
On their way to the large city that welcomes them.


Light Rail Transit is a great stucture
Many people travel around with it
The old, young, working and students
The bunch of teens are amongst those people
Starting their journey from home to the Land of Opportunity

Money is a means of exchange for goods
But making them are not easy especially for adults
It is the responsibility of the youngs to treasure them
The bunch of teens saved them by only taking a train
Having a short walk from the station to their destination


Berjaya Time Square is a huge stucture in the heart of the city
Just by crossing a few roads, the bunch of teens made their way there
Being early, the shops in the buildings have not opened
The teens had a slow and steady walk across the enormous corridors
Waiting for the golden screen to open their shuttles

Movies are entertainment enjoyed by everyone
There were two new blockbuster movies they were about to watch
But shows does not start that early in the morning
Bowling has become a passing time then
We had strikes, spares and misses with enthusiasm


Spider-man has been a hero to everyone
Three movies has been made for this amazing superhero
They were about to watch the newest third installment of this hero
It was a rush from bowling to this next agenda
There was no time to rest between programmes

Lunch is a meal eaten in middle of the day
The movie was long and there was not much time to fill their stomach
The next movie was about to show in less than thirty minutes
Many of them still insisted in eating in the crowded food stalls
A small group went to a convenient store for a very light meal


Jack Sparrow is a dedicated captain
He is the main character in the next movie they were about to watch
The small group entered the cinema again early
The rest were still in time for the starting of the movie
And everyone enjoyed the show

Good and bad things will always come to an end
It only matters whether it ends fast or slow
The day seemed like a happy day for the bunch of teenagers
But every sunrise ends with a sunset
The days journey had just came to an end

Do you understand? My writting may not be very good, it may even be a little funny for a teen like me to write a nine part writting about a journey of twelve teenagers enjoying their day in Berjaya Time Square watching two movies and bowling. Although it may be a rush, everyone enjoyed it and cannot wait for the next journey to start.

This should be my last journeys with my friends to a movie for now until November this year, but I am very excited waiting for the next journey that may start again at the end of the year. Anyway, there is still a long time more for me to discover the Mystery Of The Unknown.

lalanandaFRY 
31/5/07

Entry To Hell: End, Finale, Shuryo-suru, Tamat

Finale, shuryo-suru and tamat are the many translations of the English word 'End' in Italian, Japanese and Malay. To be straight forward, this is the last post of 'Entry To Hell' after ten posts. I will not be continueing this because my Diagnostic Test has ended, even the results are almost completely distributed.

For the last ten posts, I have expressed my experience, feelings and ideas that I can think of in the two weeks of Diagnostic Test and the one week of result distribution. If you have read all of them, you will roughly know the things that I like and things that I hate, things that I enjoy and things that I do not. That will paint a better picture of me, myself and I. So if this is your first time reading my blog, you should start reading from my first post, Entry To Hell : the Chronicles of life and death. It may look like I did many research for these posts, but to tell you frankly, I did not do any at all.

I hope you would not go to the book stores to the look for the book like 'Book Of History' by lalanandaFRY, 'The Chronicles Of The History Paper' by lalanandaFRY, 'The Followers Of The Aizen Law by lalanandaFRYand so on. These are all fictional sources made by me to make the blog more interesting. But please do get more religous books from the book stores to enhance your religous knowledge no matter what religion you believe in.

You should also read more jokes from the internet to make yourself more motivated and entertained to create a positive atitude and point of view. You should not forget to read your school books and revision books. This is especially important for those having critical examinations like SPM.

Lastly, I would like to tell you to observe my blog oftenly because I may be starting a new series of blogs soon entitled 'Mystery Of The Unknown'. I hope you would enjoy that too.

Transmission Ends Here

lalanandaFRY 
27/5/07

Entry To Hell: Wake Me For The Future To Come

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends

That is the starting phrase of Green Day's Wake Me Up When September Ends . But you have not seen my version of this song, Wake Me Up When The Exam Ends.

Exam has come and passed
These situations never last
wake me up when the exam ends

Like the teacher come and pass
Only two week's gone so fast
wake me up when the exam ends

Here comes the holiday
after teachers day
we will be back again
return as who we are

As the school comes to a rest
But never forget what I've learnt
wake me up when the exam ends

Exam has come and passed
These situations never last
wake me up when the exam ends

ring out the bells again
like holiday reached the end
wake me up when the exam ends

Here comes the holiday
after teachers day
we will be back again
return as who we are

As the school comes to a rest
But never forget what I've learnt
wake me up when the exam ends

Exam has come and passed
These situations never last
wake me up when the exam ends

Like the teacher come and pass
Only two week's gone so fast
wake me up when the exam ends
wake me up when the exam ends
wake me up when the exam ends

This is the special song for the Entry To Hell, maybe you can call it the theme song, maybe a special dedication to the students, teachers and the government who worked hard for this Diagnostic test to make it an average success. To those who have helped me and supported me, I, lalanandaFRY salute to you. Hope we students will get the best of results.

But unfortunately, not everyone did well in the test. Many people including me have struggled but did not get the desired marks. Situation is not as bad as it seems, as long we study hard, practice hard and pay attention to the knowledge provided by the books and teachers, we will excel to the best in SPM.

lalanandaFRY 
24/5/07

Entry To Hell: A Man's Bad Dream is a ......

Today, I have had a feeling things would not be as I hoped it would be. Things that I expect to be good be bad and so on. But although my prediction has not been as good as I want, it is right for this time. Today is the worst day a person would have ever. I have never dreamt of this day ever coming until now.

Memorizing text, formulae or facts has not been part of my expertise but there are many subjects that learn in school that require me to do so. Amongst them are History, Moral and the science subjects. Fortunately for me, the formulae for the science subjects are provided and it has made me more confident in doing those examinations. Unfortunately, the moral values for the Moral exam and history events of History are not given. This is my biggest problem.

That is only the beginning of my problem. The Moral test conducted by the Kuala Lumpur Ministry of Education crippled my last hope to success in this Diagnostic Test by letting brainless school teachers like mine mark my papers. There are thirty-six moral values to remember including their explainations and examples. To remember those were not very easy for a person like me with weak memory, but after successfully squeezing them into my tiny head, the moral teacher demanded more from me. Let me ask you, if you were given an assignment like this, would you care about the spelling mistakes, punctuations and mannerism while remembering? It is definitely good to remember every single word and symbol at the right place and good grammatical structure. But during the intenst two and a half hour test, no one would be able to spit out the moral values correctly at the appropraite question with exact grammatical structure.

Another point is that we students are required to relate these moral values to the question. Sometimes in a question, many answers are possible for one question because they made a mistake by asking it too genarally. But our school moral teacher with a brain smaller than a peanut only let students answer one answer specificly without any grammatical mistake, no adding supporting words and no rearrangements yet she wants us to relate the question with the moral values with our own words. This is definitely outrageous to everyone.

Eventhough this is true, this moral teacher does not follow the moral values the has taught us, for example, hard-working and moderation. If you think most teachers are hard-working, let me tell you this, I have one who is definitely not but from my opinion, the laziest teacher ever. I cannot give any better example of a lazy teacher except this. I cannot believe that a teacher would let her students help her mark their own exam paper following her unreasonable answers. She is not even a moderate person. A moderate person will think very well before making a rational decision. I have never seen a teacher giving her students some nine essays at the beginning of a schooling day and expect to get it by the end of the week. You would probably be thinking that she is out of her mind but that is what she did. I barely finished those assignments and I do not expect good grades for her silly act.

Remember this, I would not want to remember this teacher for my life as a teacher who ever taught me and even calling her makes me feel like screwing a screwdriver into her brain, yet we have to stand for her before the meaningless class lesson starts. You may think I am just joking but the rage in me towards a brainless teacher like that is infinite. But do not worry, I would not do such an act because I am a rational person and unlike her, I make good decisions before performing them. I will remember this day of my life as a start of a new day with other good results and achievements without school moral. I will not lose to her arrogants during the huge and important government examination at the end of the year, SPM.

lalanandaFRY 
23/5/07

Entry To Hell: The Wait for the Coming Disaster

It has been seven posts for the Entry To Hell series in conjuction with my feelings and views within the two weeks of Diagnostic Test in my school set by the Government of Malaysia.

In the mean time, I do not want to elaborate so much about my views of religion, environment, academic or silly laws we students made in school. I just want to contemplate on what I have done and what I have experienced in the last two weeks. This Diagnostic Test may only lasted eleven school days or sixteen days, but if I include the studies I did before, I think I may be able to make a book out of all the post.

I will continue this Entry To Hell with a one way ticket to Heaven, in this case, to be happy with a big laugh. Please enjoy my few jokes.

1. A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"Anything."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"

2. Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

3. On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"

4. What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

5. Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

6. What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.

7. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

8. Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.

9. This is the Recipe to Cook Turkey:
- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out

10. There was once a hillbilly (silly man) who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat back and thought about it.

Suddenly he thought - "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am a hillbilly and make fun of me."

He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini."

Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you a hillbilly?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you a hillbilly or not?"

This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?"

The shopkeeper replied, "This is a hardware store!"

That's all Folks, I hope you enjoyed the ten funny jokes I have given to you as a 'by the way' post for Entry To Hell. Remember this, Entry To Hell is just a matter of opinion at that time I gave the name, do not think of doing anything that does not follow the teachings of your religion. According to my religion, Buddhism, there are eight cold Narakas (hells) and eight hot Narakas, be wise not to go to either one of them. Sorry about the short religion thing again. Just be strong in judging the right from wrong and live your life to the fullest.

lalanandaFRY 
19/5/07

Entry To Hell: Is There A God In My Mind ???

God is a deity, an imaginary being with unimaginary powers to perform acts we cannot do in many religions. There are many types of believes in God, Gods or the King God. I personally cannot say which is the correct one to believe in.

In Christianity, God is the supreme being, the one who created everything we own, control everything action and everything you can think of. Did you know that the name given by Christians for their God is Abba or Yahweh that is in Hebrew and Aramaic that means 'daddy' or 'father' because they refer God as 'The Father'.

In Islam, God is very similar to the God in Christianity. God is also the creator of mankind and the universe. They call him Allah s.w.t. and apprieciates their good fortune by having prayers five times a day.

In Hinduism, folowers believe in the teaching of Gods. There is also a Trinity of Gods, Brahma the creator, Vishnu the maintainer, and Siva the destroyer. They pray mostly to Vishnu to preserve their good luck and longer life.

In many ancient countries, citizens of the country used to believe that their King is their God and the orders of the King has to be done or the citizen will be punished or cursed and sent to Hell. The fear of God is very common in many religions. The Chistian Bible did say that God had an appearance like man and has mood changes and tantrum. Devoted followers often fear in God for this reason.

To me as a Buddhist, this theory is not 100% true, I meant the theory of one God. In the Buddhist teaching that I know, Buddha is definitely not God, Avalokitesvara or Guan Yin is also not a God, even all the famous Eighteen Arhats (sap pat lo hon) are not Gods. Actually Buddha, or Siddhartha Gautama was a human like you and me. Like Einstein, he is a discoverer, not to discover the theories of realitivity but the truth of nature and the way to eternal happiness, not to be a God. On the other hand, Avalokitesvara or Guan Yin is a female deity who strives to purify herself and follow the path to the same target but has not succeeded. She shows many good qualities that should be followed by us and so the Mahayana Buddhist name her as the Boddhisattva of Compassion. The Eighteen Arhats are the eighteen disciples in the Shaolin Buddhist Temple in China. The Shaolin Temple is famous to the world for their martial arts practiced by monks to protect themselves from the lay people. The eighteen disciples had practiced and mastered eighteen out of a hundred and eight expressions and moves form the Luohanquan. They are all not Gods.

Gods do not really play an important role in Buddhism. Gods or devas are living beings like humans and animals with minds (not refering to the brain) that cannot be seen with a human eye. They are not ghost or holy spirits as said in the Bible but just beings from another plane of existence. In the Buddhist scriptures, there were many devas from the Heavens who think they were the creator of the universe because they are the oldest living being among the others. But Buddha did not want to waste his live time explaining about the other living beings and only concentrated on the way to Nirvana, the eternal happiness.

So if anyone ask me whether I believe in God, I will deny and reply as Gods but not the creator Gods but the Gods from another plane of existence just like asking me whether I believe in insects. And if you ask me whether there is a God in my Mind, I will say NO.

lalanandaFRY 
19/5/07

Entry To Hell: The Uncertain Fate Of Physics And History

E = mc2
a concept formulated by the famous scientist Albert Einstein in 1905.

but did you know the truth of this famous equation
E = mc2
Energy= much (crap)2
Emotion= mass (speed of light)2

That is just a silly insertion of meaningless words into one of the most meaningful and well-known equations ever formed. But did you know other not so complicated equations can be changed too?

Take this as an example:

Concervation of Momentum
states that elastic collision is counted by using the formula
mu+mu=mv+mv
most useless + most useless = much vain + much vain

Archimedes Principle

states that the law of upthrust is calculated using the formula
F = Vpg
Fizik = Very painful game

Gravitational Potential Energy
states that the higher the object is from the gravitational centre, the higher is the potential energy using the formula
E = mgh = hmg
Einstein = He's my God
Energy = mass goes Hell

I'm starting to have some fun playing with these names. But Physics is a subject that I have been swearing unwanted vocabularies to and I can release stress in this subjects by using the principles and laws of Physics to make funny names to substitude into the equation. Just use your imagination and you will make things fun.

I have written many negative point poems about the various subjects that I am weak at and cursing the government and teachers for setting difficult questions for me to answer. For ones, look at the bright side. Science and History is fun, just remember those formulae, laws, principles, places and names of famous people by making fun of the names.

Ho Chi Minh was a Vietnamese revolutionary who fought for the independence of his country.

Did you know that if you pronouce his name in Cantonese, it will sound like 'look like noodle' (hou chi min)?
This way, it would be very fun and entertaining.

Another example maybe, Saya San, a monk who lead the Burmese Rebellion. His name may look normal but think again, 'Saya' in Malay means 'me' and 'San' in Japanese means 'Mister', so I can remember him by calling him 'Mr. Me' or in Cantonese 'Ngo Sin Sang'

Thats all I can say, but the Fate of Physics and History can never be certain with all the difficult interpretations. Good luck....

lalanandaFRY 
18/5/07

Entry To Hell: A New Law Unvealed

You may have heard about Soul Society,
but have you heard about the new law,
the law of existance, law of truth and justice,
the law of power and domination,
the AIZEN LAW.

Named after the prime antagonist of BLEACH,

the AIZEN LAW has many unwholesome,
unrealistic and untruthful specifications.
Many people know the main meaning of
the Newton's Law of Gravitation.

Many may also remember
the three laws of Robotics,

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

AIZEN LAW states like a religion.
Like the Ten Comandments in Christianity

1. You shall have only one God and no other
2. Do not make any image or comparison of heaven
3. Do not swear falsely with the name of God
4. Remember Sabbath day as the holy day of the week
5. Honour your parents
6. Do not commit murder
7. Do not commit adultery
8. Do not steal
9. Do not bear false witness against your neighbor
10. Do not covet your neighbor's house

Like the Five Precepts in Buddhism

1. Refrain from killing
2. Refrain from stealing
3. Refrain from sexual misconduct
4. Refrain from false speech or lie
5. Refrain from taking intoxicants

The AIZEN LAW has only two statements that are important quoted from Bleach manga 178, page 15. These two statements are
1. no one stands at the top of the world, not even God
2. Only Aizen can be the one to stand at the top and end the unbearable vacancy on the world's throne

He has shown his confidents to Ukitake Jushiro that he is the only eligible one to fill the empty post in the top of the world, Heaven. He is sure that even God cannot take a seat in Heaven's chairs. He will be the only one who has the power to take the responsibilities.

The AIZEN LAW may not be applicable in our daily life, but only in the fictional world of BLEACH. I hope no one can be convinced to follow the teachings of AIZEN LAW because you must remember that Aizen Sousuke is the primary antagonist in BLEACH. He may be powerful, but sooner or later there will be someone that is capable of destroying him (the usual consequent for a villain) and return the peace to the world.

lalanandaFRY 
18/5/07

Entry To Hell: The Curse Of Biology

Biology
a constance in the world around us
an element of wisdom we should have
Yet some things can get bad

Biology
a phenomena that revolves in our life
a situation we face every second in life
Yet some things cannot be interpreted

Biology
a subject we students learn in school
a profession doctors portray every day
Yet no one is perfect in this

Biology
a condition of where we are now
a world of knowledge that is infinite
Yet studies does not get better

Biology
a study of life and death we face
an unstable asset we fail to maintain
Yet we have to live with it forever

Biology
a study of life for the living
a study of death for the dead
Yet we have to live with it,
The Curse of Biology

lalanandaFRY 
16/5/07

Entry To Hell: The Elements Of The World

The Earth,
A round, blue and green ball,
A place where we, Humans live,
Where everything in life takes place,
Where I start my meaningless life of misery.

The Sea,
A soft and comfortable stream of water,
A medium for travellers of the past to explore,
Where fishes, corals and sea mammals live,
Where life has no barriers, no meaning, nothing.

The Land,
A place ships come to dock,
A medium for plants to grow.
Where Humans build homes,
Where they destroy what they own.

The Sky,
A light blue plane we see from the Land,
A target where astronomers work for.
Where darkness comes at night,
Where stars shine the path to success.

The Sun,
A big, bright sphere shining its' light no us,
A big and bright inspiration for mankind,
Where light shines creeps out of the horizon,
Where light shines out darkness.

The World,
A large place where we belong,
An asset we should treasure with our hearts,
Where plants, animals and Humans live,
Where nature comes to existance

After the Diagnostic Test, I felt the importance of the environment around and felt that I should also play my part creating something I had always dreamed of doing.

written by
lalanandaFRY 
13/5/07

Entry To Hell: The Extracts

'Death comes close to me,
When I gasp the last bit of air,
I swear at thee, I wil fail....'
The Chronicles of the History Paper
by lalanandaFRY
11/5/07

'If Kindergarten is Heaven,
If Chinese is Earth,
Then History is Hell.....'
The Chronicles of the History Paper
by lalanandaFRY
11/5/07

'Don't be sad,
The World has not end,
But there is one thing,
I am The End,
It is The End,
Of me'
Book of History
not by Herodotus

but by lalanandaFRY
11/5/07

'If I passed,
Everybody will'
Book of History
by lalanandaFRY
11/5/07

It seemed amazing how I get to find so many poems and quotations about bad feelings about History. I did not do any research. I just did this by myself during the one hour time of my History paper 1 on the Diagnostic Test. I did without confidents, power or energy. Please forgive me if I passed, it was definitely unexpected. But I do not think it will be that good seeing my greiving and angry poems.

lalanandaFRY 
13/5/07

Entry To Hell: The Chronicles Of Life And Death

The World is a bad place,
Bad people roaming the street,
Smart people walk a slow pace,
Stupid people will just leap.

Old man swimming in the lake,
Big kings get power with their wits,
History tests, we have to take,
I am going to fail in bits.

Scientist say that the World is round,
I say it is like an ant,
Historians say the fossil is found,
I say it is the end.

People say:
KFC, it's finger lickin' good
I say:
History, I am finished for good.

Renji Abarai says:
You must remember that Renji Abarai is the one who killed you.
I say:
I will remember that I killed myself.

William Shakespeare  says:
To be, or not to be
I say:
To fail, or not to fail.

Terminator says:
Hasta la Vista, Baby
I say:
Hasta la Vista, myself

In Ludacris's  song, Runaway Love
he had a phrase
"hell is a place called home"
to me
"hell is a place I gonna live"

this day will be a day I shall remember for life, a day maybe I may not remember for long. But life is a long road to run, I am not sure this is a test or it is just a link to the next journey to the next chapter of life.

lalanandaFRY 
11/5/07

05 June, 2007

a LiFe Of A bOrInG pErSOn

Once upon a time, there live a teenager named lalanandaFRY. He is currently having a one week long holiday that seemed almost like eternity. Nothing makes life feel better in this boy's life. The television, the books, the newspaper and even food does not keep him busy. The only thing that he has is one of the greatest inventions in the world of entertainment, the COMPUTER. Unlike other school teenager, his computer does not have many games, but at least the computer has the marvel of the internet.

It is a contrast between two days. Monday was fun because Ren Yi had lots of activities in the city. Being in the enormous structure situated right at the heart of Kuala Lumpur, the Berjaya Time Square lit his little heart to joy. Having so many wholesome activities like bowling, watching the most boring movie I have ever watched BRIDGE OF TERABITHIA, eating a nice hot plate of noodles and spending lovely time with good friends, Tuesday has almost nothing except sitting in front of the computer.

The school mid-term examination has just ended and as a school student, Ren Yi should be spending his time enjoying the holiday with video games from PS2s, watching DVDs and listening to steaming hot new music from Channel [V] and MTV. Instead of all that, he is just sitting in front of his computer desk grumbling about life.

As a small figured, plump and lazy person, I have nothing to complain but just to make me taller, thinner and more intelligent in all aspects. Being all alone in the house makes me so restless and lifting a hand to reheat my lunch seemed like an easy petty task but it was like using all the energy I have to carry the plate from the refrigerator to the microwave oven.

Did you know who this useless piece of pie is this I am writing about?

You should have thought that that person I am refering to is ME.