GLOCCOVNAA is an abbreviation for 'Great Life of Conflict, Climax or Virtually Nothing At All'. That was the long and ridiculous name I came out for my blog when I was 18 years old. Do click on the colourful icons on the right to check out different types of posts in this blog.

22 August, 2008

I've Been Tagged!!!

Hey Riz! Since you've tagged me, here goes...

A) Google Image Search with your answer, take a picture from the 1st page of results, do it with minimal words of explanation

b) Tag 5 people to do the same once you've finish answering every question

1. The age you'll be on your next birthday :

okay...i will hav the freedom to smoke, watch porn, enter pubs (although i won't)

2. Place you want to travel to :

although i hav been to Beijing b4 when i was 11, i really want to go there again...

3. Your fav place :

definitely my whole house... i won't choose which part cos i like the whole thing

4. You fav food :

to all Muslims, don't be offended, lolz... i really like Klang Bak Kut Teh...haha

5. Your fav pet :
actually i only hav 1 pet in my life, a fighting fish. But it dead like 7 years ago, and since then I haven't got the guts to get a new pet. (probably cos i can't even take care of myself)

6. Fav colour combination :

not Black or White, it is Black and white like this blog

7. Fav piece of clothing :

for your information, i don't really fancy clothes very much, but i love my Levi jeans

8. Your all time fav song :

背叛, the song by Malaysian singer/songwriter Gary 曹格

9. Fav TV show :

i don't really watch TV that much, but i will always love a 30minute break from my book with The Simpsons

10. First name of your significant other / crush :
heeeheeeheee....can't say for now (private)

11. Which town do you live in :

Bukit Jalil, fondly known for the large sports complex which housed the 1998 Commonwealth Games

12. Your screen / nickname :
風暴 WindCyclone nandaFRY, lalanandaFRY or just nandafry

13. Your first job :
i'm not working yet, still a college student

14. Your dream job :

see the guy on the right, i want to be like him.
(no, not pikat old lady, i wanna be pharmacist)

15. One bad habit that you have :

i just eat, eat, eat and eat when stuff are tasty...hmmm

16. Worst fear :

do something halfway and can't continue

17. Things you like to do before you die :
my list will be extremely long. lets see... pass all my test, eat every variety of food in the world, travel to big cities, earn lots of cash, marry a beautiful wife, get a decent job, buy a decent house, have a kid, get a car, .....

18. The first thing you'll buy if you get $1,000 000 :
dunno leh! car, house, clothes, watch, shoes, food? I don't think i will spend that money on any stuff yet, cos i hav everything i need at the moment.

And finally, I tag :

1. Shaun
2. Baezil
3. May Hwa
4. Ivan
5. Yoong Jian

16 August, 2008

Musclés Dé Dansé: La douleur dans l'âne

This title is kinda rude, so I wouldn't want to translate it too much. Just know that it starts with 'Pain in the .....'. I am really stressing up these days. Trials is around the corner, 3 common tests have just passed but results are not satisfactory. Allthough there are no test at the moment, I still can feel the douleur dans l'âne.

My parents seriously want me to enter a recognised university and after lots of enquiries, I found out that there are many requirements that I have not met (another douleur dans l'âne). English must be good to enter universities, and that is one of my problems. Why is IELTS needed? Why didn't I find out earlier? Now it is almost the end of August, just a few more weeks and I will be sitting for my trials. Fortunately I got a place in the next earliest test date that doesn't clash with any important examinations.

Well, that is not end yet. Just a week after the IELTS, there will be Direct Investigation for Maths and Spec Maths (Double Trouble). Spec Math teacher Ms Lee even said that we were not allowed to bring in any formula sheets, that means I have to rely on my horrible memory... I think I have finally got the taste of college life at this point that I can only use 3 words to describe, douleur dans l'âne

09 August, 2008

Musclés Dé Dansé: Getting back at Myself

Why does everything I want to show turn out sour
Why does everyone turn out better
Why does everything I want to be becomes lower
Why does everyone turn away

How can I learn to savor vast knowledge
How can my knife turn sharp
How can I share my deep feelings with others
How can my inner words cut

Who will tell me my deepest thoughts
Who may bleach my blood
Who will help me get back at myself
Who may brighten the next day

When can I get a reflection of myself
When can I witness my pain
When can I make life simple for myself
When can I express my sane

What is in this world I live in
What are they laughing at
What is my problem with life
What are tears in winter

Where have my heart loiter
Where should I lose my humility
Where have success gone
Where should I correct my wrongdoings

HELP ME...!!! I am in my darkest time in life so far. Olympic has started, pumping heart has started, but happiness has ended, leaving behind the debris, the remains of ME

lalanandaFRY

27 July, 2008

Musclés Dé Dansé: la transformation dans l'université

Recently, I felt myself transforming in college tremendously in terms of emotion, maturity and behaviour. I'm not implying that it is a good transformation, in fact it is the exact opposite.

This morning, I read a 'joke' on the newspaper that made me think about my change in college. Let me translate it for you.

TEST TO IDENTIFY SENIORITY OF STUDENTS IN COLLEGE
Student 1: New guy
Student 2: In college for 3 months
Student 3: In college for 6 months
Student 4: Last month in college

1. Canteen test: fly is placed into bowls of noodles and is given to these 4 students
student 1: OMG!!! there is a fly in my food, I better not complain or they will think I'm fussy
student 2: I can't take it, I must complain this time...
student 3: (take fly out and continue eating)
student 4: (eat noodle and fly together)

2. Examination notice test: announcement is made to tell these 4 students about a coming exam
student 1: [2 weeks before exam] I should start studying for this exam
student 2: [1 week before exam] So fast another exam, gotta get better results than the last one
student 3: [night before exam] Nevermine, I still can burn midnight oil for tomorrow's exam
student 4: [1 day after exam] What??? I missed the exam?

3. Sunday night test: ask these 4 students about their feelings
student 1: Gotta sleep early, don't bug me anymore...zzz
student 2: Is this a survey? nice! I can't wait to meet my classmates tomorrow...zzz
student 3: Very simple one word answer, boring...zzz
student 4: Huhhh...zzz

4. Attire test: ask these 4 students to make a style analysis
student 1: No more uniform...yay!!!
student 2: College is like a runway, students are like models cum designers
student 3: Didn't really observe, all the same boring stuff nowadays
student 4: Girls wear less and less cloth, guys wear pants that either get longer or shorter

25 July, 2008

Musclés Dé Dansé: Over My Head

Life is not as it was when I left it
Every second in my life not lit
Where none of my expectations meet
Over my head, I'm off my beat

Life has lost it's essence in me
Like a puff dripping off it's zest
Like a guitar losing it's strings
Over my head, I'm off my feet

I'm swimming in my own tears of remorse
Weeping my eyes out of my grieving face
Losing my breath in a world I once know
Over my head, I'm off my seat



Char black hair on my head turn white
Dark red blood gushing out in grey
Like blue waves storming the beach so green
Over my head, I'm off my fleet

Kill them all my young apprentice
Kill those men who lost their bliss
Kill these damned to regain peace
Over my head, I'm off the heat

When life hit the bottom end
Ain't gonna float like submarines
Cos' sea gets deep as tears pour down
Over my head, I'm off to rid